Its on crouton! We're drinking toddy and making sangria, sleeping with only a tablecloth draped over us- its way more crochet!- dragging the sprinkler about constantly and feigning only a shimmer of interest in food that requires a droplet of sweat. I finally broke, and am wearing flip flops for the first time since 5th grade. In the time before electricity we called them THONGS, but we don't now for the most asinine reasons. It helped that I had a crisp 5 dollar bill, and still had 3 dollars left to spend on 'Ass kicking Work Lunch' - Lay's potato chips. Deductively flip flops are only $2. I love to point out to everyone that my 'shoes' are only a dollar per foot. They produce about a dollar's worth of work. I could get more sweat equity out of duct tape and two slices of cardboard. Laziness!!!! Ah ha! Summer rages on! To all my summertime friends; Baby would be pleased as punch to sit in the corner if she could only listen to MMJ's 'Evil Urges' over and over. You can play some air guitar and sing falsetto. Cheers!
2 years ago
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